1 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,370 Today's going to be a good day. 2 00:00:35,180 --> 00:00:38,380 Great, there goes breakfast. 3 00:00:40,190 --> 00:00:42,650 My foot! Stupid thing! 4 00:00:42,690 --> 00:00:44,590 Ow! My foot! 5 00:00:44,620 --> 00:00:46,350 Stupid thing! 6 00:00:46,390 --> 00:00:48,520 See? I learn. 7 00:00:51,630 --> 00:00:54,720 Don't even know why he put that lamp there in the first place. 8 00:00:54,770 --> 00:00:57,500 What the heck would you make a swinging lamp for? 9 00:00:57,540 --> 00:01:00,440 Makes me want to burn down the '70s! 10 00:01:02,810 --> 00:01:04,970 Was that an armadillo? 11 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,750 I'm going to laugh when you're roadkill. 12 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:12,770 What the-- 13 00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:15,290 Not my car! 14 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:17,480 Cactus needles? 15 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,720 Red dirt? 16 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:21,850 Adobe?! 17 00:01:21,890 --> 00:01:25,130 NEW MEXICO!!! 18 00:01:33,650 --> 00:01:37,420 Well, let's see. New Mexico became a state on January 6, 1912, 19 00:01:37,460 --> 00:01:39,980 making it the 47th state in the Union. 20 00:01:40,030 --> 00:01:42,890 - And a Capricorn. - The capital is Santa Fe. 21 00:01:42,930 --> 00:01:44,920 Its population is just under two million! 22 00:01:44,970 --> 00:01:47,160 State bird is the roadrunner. 23 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:48,830 Elise hates roadrunners. 24 00:01:48,870 --> 00:01:51,130 State flower: yucca flower. 25 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:54,660 State song: "O Fair New Mexico," which-- 26 00:01:54,710 --> 00:01:56,870 ? O, Fair New Mexico ? 27 00:01:56,910 --> 00:01:58,780 ? We love, we love you so-- ? 28 00:01:58,810 --> 00:02:01,340 Enough already! You're not helping me here! 29 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:03,250 What are its weaknesses? 30 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:06,450 - Uh, weaknesses? - How do I hurt it? 31 00:02:06,490 --> 00:02:09,720 Uh... it doesn't say. 32 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,250 We need more information. 33 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:13,420 You should go to the library. 34 00:02:13,460 --> 00:02:15,160 Fine. Be here in half an hour. 35 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,860 Yeah, I kind of have to work today... 36 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:18,390 so I can't-- 37 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,870 Hello? Dan? 38 00:02:27,210 --> 00:02:28,700 None of this is helping! 39 00:02:28,740 --> 00:02:31,180 - Shh. - Don't shush me! 40 00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:32,940 You don't shush me! 41 00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:35,640 Nobody shushes me! 42 00:02:36,650 --> 00:02:38,450 Shh. 43 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:39,980 Shh. 44 00:02:45,430 --> 00:02:47,160 Well, that's the first time 45 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:49,060 I've ever been thrown out of a library. 46 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,560 You get used to it. 47 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,860 Now what? You still need information. 48 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:55,430 Don't be stupid! We go to a different library. 49 00:02:55,470 --> 00:02:57,730 I need lunch first. 50 00:02:57,770 --> 00:03:01,330 - It's 10:00 in the morning! - It's 12:00 somewhere. 51 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,180 Hurry up. You're wasting valuable time. 52 00:03:06,350 --> 00:03:08,010 Is there a time limit on revenge? 53 00:03:08,050 --> 00:03:09,570 There's an old saying-- 54 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:12,590 "Revenge is a dish best served immediately." 55 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:14,990 I don't think that's a saying. 56 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:18,150 Hey! 57 00:03:21,230 --> 00:03:23,290 Are you going to behave yourself this time? 58 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:25,790 Ouch! What was that for? 59 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:28,460 You talk to me like a child, I pinch a-you. 60 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,990 Can you just keep your cool? 61 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,600 We'll see. 62 00:03:33,940 --> 00:03:36,270 Hey, Magellan, the books are thataway. 63 00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:37,830 I want to ask that librarian. 64 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,310 Maybe he can help you find what you're looking for. 65 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,110 Help us? For free? 66 00:03:42,150 --> 00:03:45,550 - That's what they do. - Well, doesn't hurt to try, I guess. 67 00:03:45,590 --> 00:03:48,320 - May I help you? - I doubt it. 68 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,590 May I help you, sir? 69 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:53,180 Yes. We're looking for information on New Mexico. 70 00:03:53,230 --> 00:03:57,360 Right over there between the 900s and the 908s. 71 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,420 He's talking in code! Get him! 72 00:03:59,470 --> 00:04:01,260 It's not code, Dan! 73 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:04,070 - It's the Dewey Decimal System. - Which is a code! 74 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:07,040 Well, yes, but-- but it's a benign one. 75 00:04:07,070 --> 00:04:08,910 So he's just talking about books? 76 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:10,470 He is a librarian. 77 00:04:10,510 --> 00:04:14,280 Hey, buddy, don't you think we've tried all the normal books? 78 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,910 We need some specific information. 79 00:04:16,950 --> 00:04:19,480 How do we hurt New Mexico? 80 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,350 Why would you want to do that? 81 00:04:21,390 --> 00:04:22,650 It's personal. 82 00:04:22,690 --> 00:04:25,250 Personal vendettas against states? Sure. 83 00:04:25,290 --> 00:04:28,490 Right over there in the do-it-yourself section. 84 00:04:28,530 --> 00:04:31,730 Thank you, good sir. I-- wait a minute! 85 00:04:31,770 --> 00:04:34,390 Drop the attitude, pal! We're customers! 86 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,530 I told you this guy couldn't help us. 87 00:04:36,570 --> 00:04:38,060 I didn't say that. 88 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:41,540 I can help you, but I want something in return. 89 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:44,540 Aw, I just knew it. Librarians are jerks! 90 00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:46,440 Let's hear him out. 91 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,950 You see that goon over there? 92 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:53,850 - He's got a new girlfriend. - So? 93 00:04:53,890 --> 00:04:57,190 - It's my wife. - Uh, we-- 94 00:04:57,220 --> 00:04:59,220 you know, we really only came in for a book. 95 00:04:59,260 --> 00:05:03,130 You want help with something, I want help with something. 96 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:06,220 And this guy just mulls around your library? 97 00:05:06,270 --> 00:05:08,170 Silently mocking me. 98 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,900 The gall! 99 00:05:10,940 --> 00:05:13,100 I don't think I feel right about this. 100 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:15,130 I mean, isn't this the librarian's business? 101 00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:16,970 No, it's perfect! 102 00:05:17,010 --> 00:05:19,280 We help someone else get their revenge, 103 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:20,800 and in turn, he helps me. 104 00:05:20,850 --> 00:05:22,340 Karma. 105 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:24,180 - Yeah, but-- - But nothing. Shut up. 106 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:26,910 - Okay, but I'm not killing anyone. - What?! 107 00:05:26,950 --> 00:05:28,950 I'm not killing someone for the librarian. 108 00:05:28,990 --> 00:05:32,520 - That's a deal-breaker. - You've run over dozens of cyclists. 109 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:35,550 Yeah, but they all lived. And I'm not killing this guy either. 110 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,660 And now you tell me? 111 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:39,190 Yeah! Well, I mean, 112 00:05:39,230 --> 00:05:41,670 you know, I was going to say something inside, but-- 113 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:43,360 - But? - But then I didn't. 114 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,890 You're right. I should have. 115 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:47,200 - You should have! - I know. You're right. 116 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,840 - So he walks away? - Yeah. 117 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,850 I wonder if he knows how lucky he is. 118 00:06:05,890 --> 00:06:07,760 I wonder if he knows how lucky we are. 119 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,590 Dan, that guy looks hurt! 120 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:13,160 Hey, you date a married woman, you get hit by a bus! Karma! 121 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,530 I'm not sure that's how karma works. 122 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:18,930 Consider your back scratched. 123 00:06:18,970 --> 00:06:20,600 Not by us specifically. 124 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:23,610 So by that, you mean... 125 00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:28,440 All right. You want to know how to hurt New Mexico? 126 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,610 He does. I don't really care much either way. 127 00:06:35,290 --> 00:06:37,660 "Devils Throne, New Mexico." 128 00:06:37,690 --> 00:06:40,090 "Devils Wash Basin, New Mexico. 129 00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:42,390 "Devils Highway, New Mexico." 130 00:06:42,430 --> 00:06:45,400 - See, Chris? Evil. - That doesn't prove anything. 131 00:06:45,430 --> 00:06:47,830 It proves the Devil keeps a bunch of his stuff there. 132 00:06:47,870 --> 00:06:49,960 - True. - It gets worse. 133 00:06:52,270 --> 00:06:54,670 - Hot air balloons? - Read on. 134 00:06:54,710 --> 00:06:56,700 "Each October, Albuquerque is the home 135 00:06:56,740 --> 00:06:58,540 to the largest hot air balloon launch 136 00:06:58,580 --> 00:07:00,240 in the United States." So? 137 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:03,650 New Mexico is crazy about hot air ballooning. 138 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,280 They love it! It's like candy to them! 139 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:07,840 Is that true? 140 00:07:07,890 --> 00:07:12,190 Why don't you ask my Masters in Library Sciences? 141 00:07:13,230 --> 00:07:16,160 Librarians. You better be right about this. 142 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,130 Whoa, check it out. 143 00:07:19,270 --> 00:07:21,430 Am I going to make it? 144 00:07:21,470 --> 00:07:24,130 Of course you are, son. 145 00:07:25,410 --> 00:07:27,810 See? He's fine. 146 00:07:38,350 --> 00:07:41,680 So you're going to New Mexico why? 147 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,380 Dan wants to disrupt the annual hot air balloon festival. 148 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:47,390 - Because? - New Mexico broke his window. 149 00:07:48,390 --> 00:07:50,490 That's completely absurd. 150 00:07:50,530 --> 00:07:53,090 Can I come along? 151 00:07:53,130 --> 00:07:55,430 Crowbar, hammer, flashlight, 152 00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:57,630 survival knife, Brutus, 153 00:07:57,670 --> 00:08:00,000 throwing bricks, half a turkey sandwich. 154 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,030 That ought to do. 155 00:08:03,410 --> 00:08:04,880 Perfect. 156 00:08:04,910 --> 00:08:06,710 - All packed? - Shut up. 157 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:09,770 - By the way, Elise is coming with us. - I did not authorize that! 158 00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:12,910 - I already told her it was okay. - Unacceptable! She stays! 159 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:15,940 Then I stay and you can go to New Mexico by yourself. 160 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:29,230 - I get shotgun! - Nope. 161 00:08:33,310 --> 00:08:36,210 All this driving is making me sleepy. 162 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,370 Dan, stop kicking my seat, all right? 163 00:08:38,410 --> 00:08:41,280 - I'm trying to drive! - "Dan, momina-momina!" 164 00:08:41,310 --> 00:08:42,800 Something on your mind, Dan? 165 00:08:42,850 --> 00:08:45,040 How come she gets to sit in the front seat? 166 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,550 - Because it's our car. - Well, that's not fair! 167 00:08:47,590 --> 00:08:50,050 This is madness! What's she even doing here? 168 00:08:50,090 --> 00:08:53,790 You're not the only one with a grudge against New Mexico, Dan. 169 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:20,480 My cotton candy! 170 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:27,920 New Mexico! 171 00:09:29,130 --> 00:09:31,190 Hello? I asked what it did to you. 172 00:09:31,230 --> 00:09:32,720 I don't want to talk about it. 173 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:35,560 You can't say something like that and not follow up! 174 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,470 Chris, back me up on this! Chris! 175 00:09:47,550 --> 00:09:50,540 - This is not necessary. - It really is. 176 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:53,750 Come on, we're in the desert. My eyes are drying out. 177 00:09:53,790 --> 00:09:55,450 Blink. 178 00:10:00,430 --> 00:10:01,950 Anybody want anything? 179 00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:05,390 Only my sweet, sweet revenge! 180 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:08,090 And maybe some peanut brittle. 181 00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:15,470 You'll get yours, Arizona. 182 00:10:20,610 --> 00:10:23,110 Okay, I've got the granola, some fruit, 183 00:10:23,150 --> 00:10:25,410 a six-pack of fennel juice, and Dan's peanut brittle. 184 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:26,920 Did he give you money for that? 185 00:10:26,950 --> 00:10:28,420 No, but don't worry. I have enough. 186 00:10:28,450 --> 00:10:31,080 I got chips, some crunchy Cheese Wads, 187 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,520 some chewy Cheese Wads, chocolate soda... 188 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:35,750 - Chris. - some fizzle sticks, 189 00:10:35,790 --> 00:10:37,520 Cocoa Blasters. 190 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,220 Chris, remember what we talked about? 191 00:10:39,260 --> 00:10:41,360 - Which time? - About eating healthier. 192 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,830 Oh, it doesn't count if we're on a road trip. Does it? 193 00:10:43,870 --> 00:10:46,890 - It does. - Oh. All right. 194 00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:49,130 All right, then I'll only get one thing. 195 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:52,410 Thank you. I only worry about your health because I love-- 196 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:54,740 Yes! Milk shake machine! 197 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:57,110 - I choose milk shakes... - Okay. 198 00:10:57,150 --> 00:10:58,410 - with cookies in them. - Chris. 199 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:01,480 It's still one thing if the cookies are inside the milk shake. 200 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,250 Okay, but we're having salad for dinner. 201 00:11:03,290 --> 00:11:05,590 Dan said we were having burgers. 202 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:08,350 If Dan jumped off a cliff, would you? 203 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,520 - Chris! - Well, l-I mean, it depends. 204 00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:15,260 Don't jump off a cliff! 205 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,360 - Well, I wasn't planning on it. - But if Dan jumped, you would? 206 00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:22,030 Chris! 207 00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:25,170 Took you long enough! I have to pee! 208 00:11:25,210 --> 00:11:27,370 So? Go inside and pee. We'll wait. 209 00:11:27,410 --> 00:11:29,470 - There's no time! - Dan, calm down. 210 00:11:29,510 --> 00:11:31,000 Here. I got you some peanut brittle. 211 00:11:31,050 --> 00:11:32,540 I'm saving it for later. 212 00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:34,450 You should at least say thank you. 213 00:11:34,490 --> 00:11:36,720 You're welcome. Now hurry up! 214 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:42,450 What is wrong with you people? Get in the car! 215 00:11:42,490 --> 00:11:44,520 Am I the only one who cares about revenge on New Mexico? 216 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:46,120 - Shouldn't we go? - Hold on. 217 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,290 I want to see if he can fog up the entire window. 218 00:11:54,740 --> 00:11:56,230 It knows we're here! 219 00:11:56,270 --> 00:11:59,770 - Hey, drop me off at the next exit. - What? It's Roswell. 220 00:11:59,810 --> 00:12:02,340 Um... girl stuff. 221 00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:05,680 We'll take you into town. 222 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,780 This is good. See you. 223 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:09,310 Finally! 224 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,420 - That was weird, wasn't it? - What was? 225 00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:17,950 Elise just asked to be dropped off in the middle of the desert. 226 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,490 Some people are desert people. 227 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:22,190 Elise is not desert people. 228 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,440 Okay, from this angle, it's going to be difficult 229 00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:31,370 to continue to hold your eyes open for you, 230 00:12:31,410 --> 00:12:33,430 so instead, every three minutes, 231 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:35,170 I'm going to punch you in the stomach. 232 00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:36,910 There's got to be a more effective-- ooh! 233 00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:39,280 That was not even close to three minutes! 234 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,080 Safety first! 235 00:12:59,170 --> 00:13:00,200 I'm starving. 236 00:13:01,410 --> 00:13:03,680 Shouldn't there be a rest stop or something? 237 00:13:03,710 --> 00:13:06,050 - The state hates me! - I'm hungry too. 238 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:09,020 Aw, it's always about you, isn't it? 239 00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:10,990 Well, you're not getting any of my peanut brittle! 240 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:16,550 Dan, there's something I should tell you. 241 00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:18,860 - Where is it? - l, uh... 242 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:21,890 ate it... and I'm sorry. 243 00:13:21,930 --> 00:13:23,690 - What?! - It was just sitting there, 244 00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:25,220 and I wasn't doing anything. 245 00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:27,430 You were driving the whole time! 246 00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:29,060 When did you even have time to eat? 247 00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:30,770 You were looking out the window. 248 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,170 - For, like, two seconds! - I said I was sorry. 249 00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:36,410 I will mangle you! 250 00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:39,850 Hey, stop it! I'm driving. 251 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,210 Brittle thief! 252 00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:43,120 Oh, no! 253 00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:45,210 Oh, no, please don't let it be another cyclist! 254 00:13:48,930 --> 00:13:52,220 Dude, I think you killed a celebrity. 255 00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:53,850 It's a roadrunner. 256 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,370 I'm pretty sure it's the Road Runner! 257 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,920 How could you even think that? 258 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,870 He doesn't look remotely like him at all! 259 00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:02,530 They use a lot of makeup on TV. 260 00:14:02,570 --> 00:14:04,940 Poor little guy. I feel terrible. 261 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:08,640 Oh, quit whining. We've solved two problems here. 262 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:12,010 One, the rampant, out-of-control roadrunner population. 263 00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:13,110 Two... 264 00:14:15,790 --> 00:14:18,050 This is really good! 265 00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:21,610 Like the mighty Native Americans-- living off the land. 266 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:25,220 I'm pretty sure they didn't run stuff over with their cars. 267 00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:27,490 Sure, they did. Pass the ketchup. 268 00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:29,520 I don't have any ketchup. 269 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,590 Useless! 270 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,510 - So how are we going to-- - Hydrogen. 271 00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:39,060 - Hydrogen? - Shut up. 272 00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:42,870 I can't believe they don't serve roadrunner. 273 00:14:42,910 --> 00:14:44,850 I thought you said it was the state bird. 274 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,850 There really isn't much meat on those things. 275 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,370 But what's there is very tasty! 276 00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:51,580 So how are we going to get the hydrogen again? 277 00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:55,420 Any second now, a hydrogen truck is going to pull up to refuel. 278 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,020 It's really pretty out here. 279 00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:01,520 Whose side are you on, anyway? You got a crush on New Mexico? 280 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,260 No. 281 00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:10,200 Let's go. You pay. 282 00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:13,500 Pardon me, kind sir. 283 00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:15,030 Might we borrow a tiny spot 284 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,880 of your fine, high-quality hydrogen? 285 00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:19,540 I have one rule about giving out my hydrogen: 286 00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,280 you've gotta wrassle me for it. 287 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,810 I have no problem with that. Chris, attack! 288 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,150 Good work back there. 289 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,630 For once in your miserable life, you didn't let me down. 290 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,050 How come nobody's here? 291 00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:04,560 They're all at the pre-balloon-launch bacchanalia. 292 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,820 - Nuh-uh. - Yuh-huh. 293 00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:09,330 I read it in the book. 294 00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:12,160 It happens every year the night before the launch. 295 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,570 Every fifth year, 296 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:16,730 they sacrifice a maiden to their pagan gods. 297 00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:18,500 You're making that up. 298 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:20,410 Believe what you want. 299 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:23,900 - You're not making that up? - Nope. 300 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,440 We're in the middle of the desert. 301 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,280 Where would they even hold a bacchanalia? 302 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,680 Noollab. Noollab. 303 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,210 Noollab. 304 00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:34,920 Noollab. Noollab. 305 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,620 - Noollab. - Sick freaks. 306 00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,960 What do you expect from hot air balloonists? 307 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,620 They're just bad people. 308 00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:41,480 Hello, beautiful. 309 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,250 That's the last one. 310 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,990 About time. I'm getting sleepy. 311 00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:57,540 New Mexico, consider yourself fired. 312 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,610 Dan! Are you all right? 313 00:18:11,650 --> 00:18:13,250 No! 314 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,450 I just realized I threw away my good lighter. 315 00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:20,330 You almost got us killed, and you're worried about a lighter? 316 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,660 It was nice. I liked it. 317 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:23,960 Noollab. 318 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,030 What was that? 319 00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:31,100 - Hey, we'd better go check it out. - But the sacrifice! 320 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,970 It'll wait 10 minutes. 321 00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:40,980 - Oh, no! - No! 322 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,850 - Oh, good Lord! - Ohh! Why, God? 323 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,520 Cry, you balloon goons! Cry! 324 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,550 Dan, be quiet. They can hear you. 325 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,990 You be quiet! 326 00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:57,330 - They must have done this! - Get them! 327 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:01,530 - This looks bleak. - I've seen bleaker. 328 00:19:01,570 --> 00:19:04,600 - When? - Before. Shut up! 329 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,340 Back, balloonist cult! 330 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,570 Back! 331 00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:14,520 - That means you too, ugly. - Me? 332 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:21,720 A flying saucer? That's all I need! Great! 333 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,750 Oh, my goodness! 334 00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:26,630 And if you're going to probe anyone, probe Chris. 335 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:36,800 Keep your filthy tentacles off my-- 336 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:40,280 - Oh. Hi, Elise. - What happened to Chris? 337 00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:42,640 Cultists. 338 00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:47,310 What? He's fine. 339 00:19:49,050 --> 00:19:50,710 - Ready to go? - Almost. 340 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,170 Get that one! 341 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,900 - And that one! - Dan, don't! 342 00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:15,170 Oh, you're the only one who gets to play with the death ray! 343 00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:16,700 I'm not playing. 344 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,240 I'm flying a highly complex piece of alien technology. 345 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,080 Quit messing with it! 346 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:27,090 Take that, New Mexico! 347 00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:35,850 Get that one! And that one! 348 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,920 Oh, get that one in the stupid hat! 349 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,990 I have that same hat. 350 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,090 Seriously? It's so gauche. 351 00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:57,840 Oopsie. 352 00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,150 Holy Toledo! 353 00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:01,380 There's nothing holy about Toled-- 354 00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:10,390 Where are we? What happened? 355 00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:13,600 We blew up the balloons, you fell asleep, that's all. 356 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,900 Yes, that is all. We're almost home. 357 00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,070 - You rest. - Oh, okay. 358 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,580 - Bye, Chris. - What? 359 00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:31,180 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0